Diamond Encrusted Pacifier

Sometimes when it comes to baby gifts things can get just a little bit too out of hand. I saw what can be only compared to something like that diamond bra that Victoria's secret puts out every year, only it was for kids.  It was a diamond encrusted pacifier and it was on a site called Trend Hunter. According to the blogger on this site, this pacifier, is for sale for seventeen thousand dollars.

Just who is the manufacturer of this insane bling for baby. It is the well My Binky which is obviously trying to attract more wealthy sheiks, oil barons and Donald Trump types into its fold. Mr. Binky is also the manufacture of some very high quality baby pacifiers that come with differently styled nubs and plates. This reputable company has been in the pacifier business for years and they literally make a baby pacifier for every shape and size of a baby's mouth.  The truth is that some baby's like a more bulbous pacifier nub while others are more comfortable with a longer flatter style.  This company actually specializes in specifically designing these soothers so they do stay stuck securely between your infant's cherubic lips.

The rule of thumb for me has always been to buy a pacifier that will actually stay in the baby's mouth.  Now this is exactly what worries me about this seventeen thousand dollar bling.  What if it falls out of my baby's mouth and I lose it. It's not just a $2.99 pacifier.  It's worth seventeen thousand dollars!  Not even Tori Spelling has one of these for her babies!

So just exactly why is it worth the big bucks.  Well first of all the pacifier features 278 pave cut white diamonds embedded in a 14K nickel free whit gold base.  This is no memento for the mantelpiece. It also features a real silicone nipple and moving handle. These pacifiers can also be engraved with the baby's name, date of birth and birth weight.  You could use it for real if you wanted to as all the parts are bona-fide. However I would be more inclined to shut it away in a safe somewhere until it was time to sell it so you could pay for the kid's college education.

One reason I am a bit against this type of bauble is that it teaches us a negative message about materialism. Just exactly who is this type of object important to?  It is almost like this shiny object was exclusively invented with the hopes that P. Diddy or Paris Hilton would buy it. In fact it does look exactly like the kind of shiny expensive thing that would be hung on a solid platinum chain around the neck of either P. Diddy or Hilton.

Funky Space Age High Chairs

I have a strange secret. Even though I have been a mom several times in my life I have never really bought a high chair.  I would like to but it seems that every time I have a child I end up inheriting a high chair from a well meaning relative. Half the time the high chair is really quite ugly. It is always a variation of the rustic country look with knobby legs, brownish wood and plaid seat. I have also inherited a spindly Ikea style chair with beige wood that stains easily.

The kind of high cahir I would really like for my child looks like it belongs on the set of a Clockwork Orange.  It is molded, one piece, elegant and definitely has that quirky half Swedish and half British design flair. If you want the most modern of baby chairs available then you want to go for a clear molded freestanding chair like the type that is currently being marketed by some big name furniture designers online. These are one big hunk of plastic.

A good example of this type of uber-seventies style high chair ishe Fleurville Calla High chair . This high chair from industrial designer Yves Behar is a well rounded very nontraditional high chair that will be right at home in any type of modern décor.  Basically it is half of a sphere that you plunk the baby down into it. The sphere itself sits on top of a tall tulip shaped stem with a small round base.  The eating shelf folds down and keeps the baby securely in the half sphere that is the seat.

Another style is created by designer Sally Dominegez and is called The Nest. It features a kind of tulip design and the child is locked into the seat by the eating shelf. This style looks a little more like the kind of chair that you might find in a fifties diner. It also has straps and a little foot rest.

Both styles sit on a single metallic stem that rises up to support the plastic high chair. The styles come in there very Kubrick style of colors –  tomato, red, black and white.  Another reason I am fond of this durable style of plastic is because it is so easy to wipe down and keep clean. These chairs are made out of that extremely hard and shiny durable plastic that defies the slop that a kid can throw around when he or she is eating. One spritz from a bottlw of ordinary cleaner, a quick wipe down and the whole thing is sanitized.

One thing about this type of plastic high chair is that it can scratch. Don't use abrasive pads to clean it or you could mar the plastic with track marks.

These chairs are quite pricey because they are practically works of art and you can find them at designer outlet stores for baby furniture like Stokke.